Welcome to my Nuthouse!

My name is Chrissy, and this is MY website. (That means it is not YOUR website- if you don't like what you see here- fuck off, get your own site.)

This is a place for me to bitch, moan and maybe entertain you. My own personal outlet for frustration, ideas and thoughts. I unleash thee, brain, unto the world. I am a 36 year old mother of two and a stay at home Air-force wife. My kids are 10 and 11... Thats right, 19 months apart. They drive me fucking insane- but I love it.

I am a bitch. I am a mouthy FOAD kind of person, if you don't like it...guess what? That's right- fuck off- that's what the little "x" in the corner of your browser window is for. Bi-polar disorder is a part of my daily life, as I manage it with medication and stress relief techniques- like playing Halo 2-Shooting people for fun and sport helps take the edge off... and yes- GIRLS PLAY HALO, you misogynist pricks!

A few idioms I follow-

• ~There is no such thing as normal.
• ~I like me, I hope you like me, but if you don't, fuck you, I don't care.
• ~There is ALWAYS another way.
• ~I don't like being told no, and I will find a way around it (or you)- if there is no way around, I will run over said obstacle until it is bloody and broken.
• ~Generally I think I am smarter than many people I meet.... they think the same about me, until I run them down- see above.
• ~I am getting better everyday at being gracious under pressure.
• ~Don't fuck with me, I won't fuck with you.... Okay I might- but I will try not to.
• ~I can tell you to go to hell in such a way, as to have you looking forward to the trip, but usually I won't bother.
• ~In my world, gossip and subterfuge are a waste of time when compared to an all out verbal attack. I do not have time for bullshit.

So, welcome to my site. Enjoy your stay, and come back. If you really like it, tell your friends. Leave comments, and let me know what you think.

Have questions about life as a military wife? Write me. I grew up in the Corps, and married the USAF. My diapers were BDU. I have been from El Toro to Beaufort... that was my childhood. I currently live in Germany, near to Ramstein AB. This is our 3rd station together. I am sure I can help you out if you need it- if not, I can find the answers for you.

Again... WELCOME TO THE NUTHOUSE!

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