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May 4, 2005

OW! OW! OW!

Mother nature is a whore, and my doctors are her sadistic minions. I suffer today, as I do every 3 weeks from horrible cramps. The medical professionals give me motrin (vitamin M, as it is the military's cure for every ailment), and send me on my way. They can kiss my ass.
I want a hysterectomy, but they won't give me one- as I am under 35. I am the oldest woman in my family with my plumbing in tact. All the other women in my bloodline had theirs out by 30... But not me- the docotrs are sure I will change my mind. They also somehow think I am just being a wuss about pain. They can kiss my ass, again- what do men know about pain? Maybe if I got their balls in a vice grip every 5-10 minutes for 2 days a month, they might develop some empathy.

Posted by TheFreud at May 4, 2005 10:28 AM

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Then my best advise to my daughter--RAISE THE ROOF TIL YOU GET SOMEONE'S ATTENTION!! And if that means getting a transfer back to teh states because of the incompetency of the military doctors, then so be it!!

Posted by: Mom at May 26, 2005 1:32 AM

You are old enough to decide for yourself, but you should first get acquainted with the side effects of complete hysterectomy and then decide. Sometimes this procedure can bring you even more pain. My advice is just take the time and read about the pros and cons.

Posted by: James Kronefield at February 18, 2007 3:07 PM

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