Buffy and Gross Cooking

We sat on the couch watching re-runs of Buffy on DVD last night. This was for 2 reasons. One- he likes Sarah M Gellar, and I think David Boreanaz is one of the most gorgeous creatures walking the face of this planet.(And who could disagree, honestly?) Two- there was a complete lack of anything else on.
Upon running out of episodes to watch on one disc, we opted to take another cruise through the channels, as neither of us wanted to get up and change the disc. We luckily stumbled upon one of our favorite shows. I do not know it's real title, but to us it is "Gross Cooking".
It is carried on the 3ABNnetwork. It's all evangelism- all the time. Woo Hoo. Thank you TKS for this insipid bit of programming.
Gross cooking is the on air food preparation of things like lasagna and hamburgers and cheesecake without the use of any... well... anything resembling meat, cheese, milk, eggs, sugar or the like.
Indeed, each of these shows is based on cooking with soy products. From little boxes of soy products spring faux scrambled eggs and cookies. Vile.
They make chicken enchiladas with non-chicken chicken. They even made a meat-loaf with some kind of "crumbles". Nasty. No sugar for those desserts either. Not that they would stick with the simple answer of fruit smoothies, either. Nay, they make chocolate chip cookies- without real flour, without sugar, and without CHOCOLATE! Repulsive.
Why do we watch it? To make fun of it- and of each other's faces... it's entertaining to see who will gag first. Kev also enjoys making fun of the "horse mouth" lady. She does look like she could swallow a fire hydrant. I have as of yet been unable to locate a picture of her. She's not ugly- just has a REALLY BIG MOUTH.
As of now, we have lost our british feeds.... which means tonight will no doubt be more Buffy. Maybe we'll get lucky, and get to gag on them cooking some new nauseating soy based non-meat meat dish.