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June 27, 2005
Crazier than ME.
I was on my favorite forum site, and found a list of questions we are doing for today's meme. Apparently, it is a list of questions given out by the church of scientology to people seeking office within the church. I have scoured the internet, only able to find a handful of the supposed list of 343.
Yes, this is the religion we have seen Tom Cruise blabbering about non-stop on TV as of late. Frankly, it is some scary shit. If this is only 10-20% of the list... what are the rest of the questions like? I even found references to a similar list for kids aged 6-12. What IS this world coming to?
I have found this page which is fighting the evil... and listed below are the questions I have found, both from the forums and the research.
Scary shit folks... really scary. I put this list together from three different sites.
• Have you driven anyone insane?
• Have you ever killed the wrong person?
• Is anybody looking for you?
• Have you ever set a poor example?
• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?
• Are you in hiding?
• Have you systematically set up mysteries?
• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?
• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?
• Have you ever gone crazy?
• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?
• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?
• Have you ever smothered a baby?
• Do you deserve to have any friends?
• Have you ever castrated anyone?
• Do you deserve to be enslaved?
• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?
• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?
• Have you ever zapped anyone?
• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so,
did you spread it?
1. HAVE YOU EVER ENSLAVED A POPULATION?
2. HAVE YOU EVER IMPLANTED ANYONE?
3. HAVE YOU EVER SACKED A CITY?
4. HAVE YOU EVER SUNK OR OTHERWISE DESTROYED A NONCOMBATANT VESSEL?
5. HAVE YOU EVER ABUSED HOSTAGES OR PRISONERS?
11. HAVE YOU EVER DEGRADED A RELIGION?
12. HAVE YOU EVER RAPED A CHILD OF EITHER SEX?
13. HAVE YOU EVER WARPED AN EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM?
14. HAVE YOU EVER DEPRIVED PEOPLE OF HOPE?
15. HAVE YOU COMMITTED MURDER?
16. HAVE YOU EVER DESTROYED A CULTURE?
97. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN SHIPS, DRAFT, VESSELS OR VEHICLES BELONGING TO A GOVERNMENT?
98. HAVE YOU EVER DISAPPEARED?
99. HAVE YOU EVER KILLED YOUR OWN BODY?
100. HAVE YOU EVER PRETENDED TO A KNOWINGNESS YOU DID NOT POSSESS?
101. HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED A PLANET TO DISAPPEAR? <---WHAT?!
170. HAVE YOU EVER PERPETUATED AN INJUSTICE?
171. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BRUTAL TO ANIMALS?
172. HAVE YOU EVER DENIED OTHERS A MEANS OF EXISTENCE?
173. HAVE YOU EVER DESERTED YOUR OWN CHILDREN?
174. HAVE YOU EVER REFUSED TO SUPPORT YOUR PARENTS OR GRANDPARENTS?
175. HAVE YOU EVER DENIED OTHERS A REDRESSMENT OF GRIEVANCES?
176. HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED ANOTHER TO DISTRUST HIMSELF?
343. HAVE YOU EVER FAILED TO RESCUE YOUR LEADER?
Have you ever enslaved a population?
Have you ever sacked a city?
Have you ever raped a child of either sex?
Have you ever bred bodies for degrading purposes?
Have you ever deliberately tortured someone?
Have you driven anyone insane?
Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?
Have you ever maimed or crippled other people's bodies?
Have you ever torn out someone's tongue?
Have you ever blinded anyone?
Have you ever punished another by cutting off some part of his body?
Have you ever had sexual relations with an animal or a bird?
Have you ever applied a hot iron to another person's body?
Have you ever beaten a child to death?
Have you ever eaten a human body?
Have you ever practiced cannibalism?
Have you ever peddled dope?
Have you practiced sex with animals?
Have you ever attempted suicide?
Do you collect sexual objects?
Have you ever practiced sex with children?
Have you ever practiced masturbation?
Have you ever killed or crippled animals for pleasure?
Have you ever had unkind thoughts about L. Ron Hubbard?
Are you upset about this security check?
(ever caused a planet to disappear?!)
Posted by TheFreud at June 27, 2005 2:17 PM
Comments
see.. I fucked a penguin once.. I guess I'm out..
Posted by: rachel at June 27, 2005 9:11 PM
I practiced masterbation and got really good at it... I too am out.
Posted by: N.E.D. at June 27, 2005 11:55 PM
I have driven plenty of people insane, and on top of that I made them cry. MuahAHhahHAHahahahahhahaHAha.
I think that indicates that I have an evil alien inside of me. What don't know about Scientology is if it is a good or a bad thing to have the alien in you.
Posted by: kerewin at June 28, 2005 2:35 AM