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June 8, 2005
Search Engines
I was just checking out the stats on my page... looking at who hit it, and from where. I also get to see who got to my page from a search engine, and what term they used.
I am the #1 google hit for "AAFES sucks". Which I find hilarious.
The most interesting search thus far is this... and this is a quote.
"i am a woman and i want my best friends boobs how do iget them"
And my page came up from this... WHY?!
I mean, sure anyone looking for Kris Kramer, or rants on AAFES, I can understand. But wanting best friends boobs?
I feel it my obligation at this point to offer advice to this burning individual. Ask your friend to cut them off and give them to you. OH! OH! NO! WAIT! I GOT IT! Call Jerry Springer!
Better yet- use the money for implants on heavy duty therapy.
Posted by TheFreud at June 8, 2005 11:00 AM
Comments
ANYBODY WANT SOME OF MINE?? Thats pretty bad when you want more of what God did not intend for you to have. Being large breasted is not all its cracked up to be. TRUST ME ON THIS! Yeah, sure guys like it. But if they don't have hands like a mountain gorilla, how is that gonna do you any good? HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Sick!!
Posted by: Mom at June 8, 2005 5:54 PM
