The Worst Movie Ever Made

I spent 2 hours of my life last night, (120 minutes will never get back), being arm twsted into watching the WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!
The movie was "Troll 2".

Holy shit, and I mean HO-LEEE SHIT!.... this is was the most horrible piece of cinematic shit ever committed to film.
To make a quick summary-This little kid and his family move to a farm house in "NILBOG" where on they are besieged by a town full of goblins, (not trolls), and by town full I mean 26. They are saved by a dead grandfather who lives in Hell, and a kid eating and a double decker bologna sandwich.
Yea... Horrible. The vacuous nature of the entire experience has left me feeling less intelligent than when I started.
The acting... MIGAWD! I have seen Ron Jeremy porns with more convincing dialogue.
The "mom" character -Some poor woman with hollywood dreams ends up in the worst movie ever looking in all scenes like someone glued her eyes open, and sucked her brain out with the flo-bee. The "Big sister"... some teenager filled with self-hatred for her own virginity, and the worst case of over-acting I have yet witnessed, has NO consequence on the plot, other than to be another body for the goblins to chase... Then there is the poor RV living teenage boy who gets seduced by the goblin queen so that he can end up in a winnebago up to his ass cheeks in popcorn. (?!)
Of course the punch of it all comes at the great climaxing end when the boy saves the day with a bologna sandwich given to him by his hell-residing dead grandfather. The goblins are afraid of bologna. Nay, all meat products- even tho they want to eat this family. The child has his kindred "concentrate", with their hands on a stone, supposedly from stonehenge(?!). This is supposed to destroy the stone... which it doesn't- but the "Goblins" fall down in a sickly display of Grand-Mal Seizures. WHAT THE FUCK?!
And the MGM Channel put this rubbish on the air... They did it on purpose.
I looked it up on google. It has pages upon pages of reviews. Some are even fans of the flick based on how horrible it is. You can find my favorite review HERE, and here
The only recommendation I can make is... get really drunk with a room full of very close friends if you are gonna watch this "movie". And have a camera ready at the end so you can take pictures of the slack jawed expressions of said friends after they have had IQ points sucked directly from their brains into television land.