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September 21, 2005
Email Jokes
I get tons of jokes in my email.. who doesn't?
I like the especially mean, rude and crass jokes, that make fun of people... I got this one today and thought I would share.
(Let me say... I didn't write it- just posting it, so save my e-mail the flaming bombs, okay?)
Thing I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight days:
~The hurricane only hit black family's property
~New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane
~Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down
~New Orleans has no white people
~The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident
~When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV
~The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: Now the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.
~White folks don't make good news stories
~Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, Instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet
~Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts
~Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid
Thomas H. Scott III
Scott Powerline & Utility Equipment
I also got this from Placebo... It is quite possibly the STUPIDEST joke I have heard in years.
An anteater walks into a bar and says that he'd like a drink. "Okay," says the bartender. "How about a beer?" "Noooooooooo," replies the anteater. "Then how about a gin and tonic?" "Noooooooooo." "A martini?" "Noooooooooo." Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, "Hey, listen buddy, if you don't mind me asking - why the long no's?"
Posted by TheFreud at September 21, 2005 9:46 PM
Comments
I love it.
Posted by: ShutteredEye at September 22, 2005 6:58 AM
I liked the anteater joke.
I heard one today that is very un-PC. I'll make it quick:
Mouhammed, an Arab, comes to America, but soon falls ill. He goes to doctor, after doctor, but none can diagnose his sickness. He finally goes to an Arab doctor. The Arab doctor tells him to take a bucket, poop in the bucket, piss on the poop in the bucket, then stick your head in the bucket & breathe deeply for 10 minutes.
Mouhammed does all of the above & immediately feels better. He asks the doctor what was wrong with him. Nothing, says the doctor, you were just homesick.
Posted by: cube at September 22, 2005 6:32 PM
