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January 18, 2006
MENstruation
While I am often convinced of the evil nature of men... I am more so on these days.
There is no way it was ever a woman's idea to create a semi-diaper type of application to control the flow of menstruation. No women would ever think that a mattress taped to the inside of her underwear- with wings that 50% of the time feel the need to stick to that delicate skin down there, and pull hair- in order to facilitate the hiding of one's monthly flow from the outside world was a good idea. No woman would have thought rags were the thing to do.
Men, I think, also invented Brassieres for the control of breasts. No woman would have volunteered to have her tits pulled up and strapped to her shoulder in uncomfortable torture devices in order to make for a perky profile. The breast things are bound for all of us to fall at some point, becoming a sagging shadow of their youthful glory.... And some man, somewhere thought... "Hey- I will make a strapping system to give the illusion of perky titties- even though when she takes it off, her nipples may knock her on the knees. That is the wonder of the wonder bra.
I am grumpy and emotional... I had best stop writing before I say something that I may have to retract later... But I will end with... "Mother Nature is a Whore!"
Posted by TheFreud at January 18, 2006 12:10 AM
