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January 1, 2006
New Year Insanity
It's the new year. Time to reflect on last year- all those resolutions we made and forgot about by February first. A period in which we contemplate being another year older, and that much closer to our old age... more grey hairs, more wrinkles, and maybe a little smarter and wiser than this time last year, if we're lucky. We also spend time looking forward to the new year... I am looking at 32. Shit. It is staring back at me grinning like a Cheshire Cat. I have no resolutions, as I think they can inhibit my ability to live each day- and only make for me feeling guilty next new year's day about things I may not have accomplished.
So I vow to live each day to the fullest I can... and try to keep my sense of humor about this life of mine.
On that note- a little funny to start the new year- All about crazy people.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Posted by TheFreud at January 1, 2006 1:45 PM
Comments
I guess they better commit me. I truly think that only the crazy one would choose to pull the plug, the rest of us would have a reason for using each of those items. Mine would of course be the bucket, bigger is better and of course less mess. HAPPY NEW YEAR. Love ya, Heidi
Posted by: Heidi at January 1, 2006 5:36 PM
