Silly Men

I am convinced that men have half a brian- I have held this belief for sometime- and they won't outgrow it until they stop trying to let their crotch do half of their thinking for them. This happens at around 40 years of age, so I am told.
I just got propositioned on iChat by "Sven from Kusel". Even thought I told Sven from Kusel, I was more than happy to chat with him- I told him it would not be "Going Anywhere". His response was "Of course". Things were fine... talking about the sites here in Germany, and the fact that we were married with kids. In fact it was normal for about 10 minutes- until he wanted to talk about cultural differences between Germany and America.
Then he did it. He asked me if it was true that most American men were circumcised. Okay- a little weird, but I said, as far as I know. At least, the men I have met are. Then he proceeds to tell me he "likes his extra meat". OMFG! I almost threw up a little. After informing him that it is not, in fact, meat- it is useless skin- I decided to do two things- change the subject and fuck with this guy's head. I had another 40 minutes until the dryer was done anyways.
Sven confided in me that he had cheated on his wife before. Ah! Just the opening I was looking for. I asked him why, and did she know, and a barrage of other guilt-inducing and thought inciting questions. I have to give the dude credit. He tried very hard to keep up. The end of the chat went somewhat like this... "I can't imagine only sleeping with one woman for the rest of my life."
"Then why did you get married?"
"I like being married. I am never lonely."
"If you are never lonely, then why did you screw around on your wife?"
... He said nothing.
"I mean, if you want to sleep with lots of women, why get married in the first place?"
Wishing him luck on finding someone to destroy his marriage with, I blocked his screen name and went on my merry way to the shower.
Sven- you should ask more leading questions next time to make sure the woman you are after isn't WAY smarter than you.
In case Sven's wife- "wife from Kusel" speaks english and happens upon my site- your husband cheated on you before- and is sniffing around to do it again. He is running around the internet with a hard dick, searching for someone locally he can bone down because he is bored with your marriage. You should take your 3 year old son and get out while you can.