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July 25, 2006
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My grandfather was an awesome guy, truly. One of the funniest men I even knew.... and he would have had to perfect thing to say about the weather cooking Europe right now.
"It's hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire."
In the mean time I am trying to find an appropriate 10th anniversary gift for my husband. What does one buy the uber-techno geek? Gift shopping for this man is impossible. Every year, with one or more gifts, I end up in the customer service line returning whatever I bought him, as it was the wrong one, won't work with our shit, or paid too much for it. I married the guy for whom the gift certificate truly is the perfect gift.
If only there were someway to have a plug retrofitted to my ass that would make all sorts of little LED lights come on in my forehead and blink in time to music or something... Or get my nether regions hooked up to diodes and sensors that sounds an alarm with lights and beeps letting him know when I am in the mood...
THAT would be the perfect gift... know where I can get that done?
Posted by TheFreud at July 25, 2006 1:18 PM
Comments
Instead of something techno- bs..why not just put the kids to bed early..make a romantic dinner of shrimp pasta alfredo, some wine and candlelight and watch movies. Just being together is what the anniversary is all about..enjoying the memories that you have created being together and what you have accomplished in that 10 years. My, my, my..think back at the very bumpy road that you had to endure before getting to the smooth road. I think anniverasries and buying stuff that you know your spouse may not likeis not worth the trip back to where you bought it. Making it this far in a marriage, in todays worls is reason to celebrate. Tell him that you love him and all of his techno-bs and you maybe surprised at his reaction.
I love you both very much and I am proud of you for the accomplishments that you have made n teh 10 years of being together.
Congradulations :)
Mom
Posted by: Mom at July 25, 2006 4:49 PM
Amen
Love you too,
Dad
Posted by: Dad at July 25, 2006 9:14 PM
No advice on the anni present. I'm sending dh off deep sea fishing for his bday. Blech.
Posted by: Psychobabble at July 26, 2006 2:56 AM
As far as getting kev a present, make his ass get his own present for a change, something of his liking on HIS time! As if you don't have enough stuff to get done! Ask what he shall get for you, not what ye shall get for him! HAHA! Give him a big fat KISS or something and you know what that something could be! I know, get him a BIG jar of MAYO, tell him it's from me! LMAO
Miss you lots,
Londa
Posted by: Londa at July 28, 2006 9:02 PM
