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August 13, 2006
Alone and Pissed
My son is ignoring me, (Skip-to-my-lou) my daughter is showering (skip-to-my-lou) the cat pisses on the floor, (skip-to-my-lou), and the husband is out of town....
As of late, my children only come to see me to be fed or cry at me about the woes caused by their sibling. They hate me.
Mother nature was kind enough to help me get over my cold- but just in time to torture me with the biweekly punishment of cramps, so fuck her. She hates me too. At this point all those fears and doubts I had about having my uterus pulled out are assuaged. No more do I dread the surgery, never again will I regret losing the possibility of pregnancy- I have been liberated by the agony I go through every 16 days. This fucking sucks. I can't WAIT for October.
I especially hate going through this alone. No pity party for me when the husband is not home- as I find it incredibly difficult to sneak off for a long soak in the tub with the kids running about. I tried it and was lulled by the sound of a fight over who got to watch what channel, and who was going to sit on what pillow. I haven't tried again since. Best not tempt fate when Daddy's not here and they both know where the sharp knives in the kitchen are.
On a side note:
Dear Assholes in the Vogelweh heat plant,
It's fucking COLD at night- turn the heat on, would ya, Edith- huh? It's below 60 degrees- closer to 50ish, and we live in concrete buildings that don't tend to warm up during the rainy, cold, windy days. My nipples are so hard I could chip ice with my tits, and I am considering pitching a cot and pillow in the kitchen in front of an open hot oven tonight.
Stingy fucks. Send up the heat!
Posted by TheFreud at August 13, 2006 6:37 PM
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Isn't being the mommy bitch fun? You just want to say "if I suck so bad LEAVE ME ALONE"... and they won't. Hope you feel better!
Posted by: Miss Britt at August 14, 2006 10:46 PM
oh gosh, the thought of chipping ice with my gipples (remember seinfeld?) sends shivers down my spine. I rarely get cramps, fortunately. I hope October comes quickly for you.
Posted by: jane at August 15, 2006 3:29 AM
