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August 3, 2006
Mini-haha
As I am short of inspiration today for a full blown rant- The only thing that is pissing me off today I can't post about- SO...
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
Yes, there is a theme here of "Fuck Men". It is intentional, however not permanent. In my experiences, I have found men are emotionally retarded. Testosterone- it is cognitively crippling. So- this is me taking a deep breath and a step back- and finding humor in the fact that it is a common dysfunction and experience shared by most women who live with these poor, sad creatures we fall in love with.
Posted by TheFreud at August 3, 2006 9:13 AM
Comments
When it comes to tarring with the same brush and sweeping generalisations, this is tops.
So I'm exactly the same as Saddam Hussein, Fred Astaire and the Pope, am I?
No. And I'm not poor, sad or dysfunctional either. Thanks.
Posted by: Flo at August 7, 2006 9:08 AM
