Thursday gets a list

I couldn't just choose one thing for this shitty week- so a little list of people who can Fuck. Off. And. DIE!

~The principal of the school, who after skipping the application for my child to be in a multiage class, called here to placate me by telling me it is not done on first come/first serve basis, and she is in a good class, and a bunch of other bullshit... Thanks for the sunshine party up my ass. I hated you anyways, so FOAD.

~The asshole doctor at LRMC GYN- Dr H- a big fuck off and die. I can't believe they let some people call themselves "Doctor".

~The SLOW little old wrinkled ass man who kept stopping right in front of me, and some how kept getting back in front of me in the aisles at the commissary yesterday making the trip take 3 times longer than it should have... You can just fuck off- given your advanced age- you'll kick soon anyways.

~In fact- for whatever reason that the geriatrics descended on the commissary yesterday... maybe the old folks bus, or the manager sending out flyers... fuck off to the driver who brought those slow mutha fuckas in there on my shopping day and made my bad day a little bit worse.

~Fuck off to the German contractors who have to start that hammering bullshit construction at 6:45 in the morning on the sidewalk right below my bedroom window. If you bastards worked later in the day instead of going for a beer break- say, work past 3PM - you wouldn't have to give me a pounding fucking headache before 7:30 AM.

~FOAD to the doctor at Ramshaft Flight Med with the very creepy office'o'faces. You have a tiny mind and what I can only guess are shriveled little balls- given your attitude towards women and menstrual pain. Here's a tip jerk-off, if she comes in with a condition serious enough to warrant major surgery- she is probably in real pain. Stick your Motrin in your ass, and fuck you.

~The son of a bitch who felt it necessary to park so god damned close to my drivers side door yesterday at the Vogelweh BX, that I literally had to slide to the door sideways- and then stuff myself through a tiny crack in the door to get into my car. Sorry about that scratch on your $45K car, I really had no choice. I hope you liked my note on the window about the can opener. Assholes like you should take the bus. FOAD, I hope parking 3 spaces closer was worth it for you, you prick.

~I would like to extend just one more Huge, Massive, Bigger-than-life FUCK OFF to K. Greene- the whorebitchcuntmonster who I posted about on the 27th. I hope you get hit by a bus and end up in traction, you fucking beast.

Have a nice weekend folks! Or don't. I don't give a shit either way, really. ;)