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August 12, 2006

Too. Damn. Late.

It's after 2 am. I'm exhausted, I'm frozen and I have so much snot in my sinuses that any minute now my face is going to puff out like a cartoon character and explode.

I want to be in bed- but I can't, as I have to stay up to make sure HE gets up to leave for his mini-TDY to Minnesota. He doesn't trust that I would get out of bed with the sound of an alarm to wake him as he dozes on the couch, and he would therefore miss his flight. I don't suppose the thought occurred to him to come to bed and set his own fucking alarm.

I am so drag ass tired that the first NE Patriots game since last years playoffs is on TV, and I can't pay attention well enough to watch it. It pisses me off to no end- as I will be getting to bed around 5 am- and I will no doubt be awoken by my demon spawn no later than 9 am...

At which time I will still be exhausted and stuffy-faced. The warmth problem solved, I will be hard pressed to drag my big ass from the comfort of my bed, only to come to the beckon of my children and be driven fucking insane by their endless antics and in-fighting.

I hope it doesn't rain tomorrow- as the statement of "Go outside and play" will be my last bastion and refuge from what will be a very long, long, long, (Did I mention long?) fucking day. Maybe I can catch the replay of the game on TV while I am curled in the fetal position on the couch.
HE better appreciate this... As I look at him sleeping on the couch this very second, I am tempted to do that long overdue test of the smoke detector.

Posted by TheFreud at August 12, 2006 2:16 AM

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Awww...I've got the perfect solution...BUY SOME SHOES! I dont mean to make light of your bluesiness (yah, i think made I that word up)...but c'mon, shopping for new shoes makes everything just a little bit brighter..hope you feel better soon! :)

Posted by: Sandal Showcase at August 12, 2006 6:22 AM

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