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September 5, 2006
Holy Shitoli!
Okay, I admit it- I don't know shit about professional tennis...Other than Andre A retiring. I only know that because it's been slathered all over the news. (Until the story was preempted by the Croc Man being staked in the heart.) I wouldn't even know it was the U.S. Open if it weren't for K2's annoying fucking habit of stopping on EuroSport just because he sees a set of tits bouncing on the screen.
Now, no joke here- the first time I saw this player on I said "That's one ugly man." Cats Hissing, Dogs Howling, babies crying kind of FUGLY. He had a square jaw that would put Charlie Sheen to shame, no lips, more of a beak than a nose... Just... Ew. One ugly man.
Then I saw that this man was playing against a woman. "I didn't know that men played women now."
K2 said, "They don't. That's a woman..."
I blinked and rubbed my eyes ala cartoon style. "No WAY!"
"Yep. It's a woman. She's French." And in so much as that might in and of itself be a reasonable explanation- it's not. This is beyond weird cultural differences.
I used to think Randy Johnson was the ugliest player in professional sports. How wrong I was. Now look at these pictures... Does that LOOK like a woman to you? Jesus Jumping Christ! I have heard of butch before, but this is a little fucking ridiculous. I know drag queens with beards who look more feminine.
EuroSport coverage of women's tennis is now banned in my house until this ugly bitch loses. I am worried "she" will scare my children, or make my cats cry tears of blood.
Posted by TheFreud at September 5, 2006 8:16 AM
Comments
Can't argue with you on this one, that is one ugly chick! Her arms are bigger than half the men I know. YUCK!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Heidi at September 5, 2006 10:44 PM
LOL they're neanderthal size! Tarzan watched the damn Spanish stations, yet cannot speak 1 word of Spanish!! Why? You said it: TITS!
Posted by: jane at September 7, 2006 5:17 AM
Holy Shit! I gotta agree with you here, that is one masculine looking, er, chick. Yikes!!! ;-)
Posted by: Ananke at September 8, 2006 1:46 AM
