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October 31, 2006
Holy Shit! It IS!!!
It is a mommy blog!
But only on holidays... birthdays, Christmas, Halloween and such. As I had the whole surgery ordeal, I opted to cheat my ass off this year and not sew costumes for the kids. Shame on me, right? Fuck it. They looked good. So did I.... I DID manage to find the time to sculpt fangs for myself out of dental acrylic... (I also managed to bite the shit out of my lip with the sharp fuckers during our perusal around base.)
I gotta say- compared to the pillowcase full hauls of my childhood- this on base trick or treat shit sucks one. The places are too far apart- and with 4 stairwells in each building- and in each of those, 8 apartments... each resident assumes the others will pass out candy- and so there are like 2 or 3 people for each building (out of how many, you cheap bastards?!)... Limited and alloted 2 hours of time to get all the candy they can... It sucks.
The kids get a few bits of booty in the bottom of a plastic bag- not a sack full of loot to last until Easter. I doubt it will last until the end of the week. They had a great time and don't know any better- once we get back stateside (someday) their first Halloween they are gonna say "Boy, trick or treats in Germany sucked balls, mom." I will be forced to agree.
Posted by TheFreud at October 31, 2006 11:26 PM
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Hey there. We just finished going Trick or Treating with the boys for the first time in the states, we wnet to Badse housing right off the base and the boys got a huge haul. We did not trip over people the whole time and the kids actually went to all of the houses by themselves. They had people jump out of coffins and shit, it was the bomb. They were already saying, Halloween in Germany sucked. Love ya, Heidi
Posted by: Heidi at November 1, 2006 3:31 AM
