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October 3, 2006
Why Did You Ask?!
Dumb shit of the day:
I pull into the EHoff gate today on my way to run some errands. (When I got to the gate- my bladder was on the verge of busting. Cue the annoyed Chris look.) The Rent-a-cop at the gate tells me...
"You'll have to go for a vehicle inspection."
"Okay." I answer, a bit impatiently, but nice none the less.
"Do you know where it is?" He asks.
"Yes." I respond, a bit agitated that he wouldn't hand me back the ID cards.
"You have to go over there and take a lef..."
"Yes! I know where it is, thanks!" Yes, I snapped it at him at this point- I would dare say, I spate the word thanks. I had to pee, and I had gone from mildly irritated to royally pissed in 0.4 seconds.
What a fucking tool. You just asked me if I know where it is, then you proceed to give me directions on how to get there? Never mind the fact that you, yes you, watched me try to sign in Bozo the Clown 3 days ago, you pud whacker. Then you witnessed me sign in someone else the next day, and saw me take him though the vehicle inspection check point... That aside; I said, "Yes" when you asked if I knew where to go... and you proceed to spell it out anyways?!
It's the little things like this that completely piss me off... the shithead was holding my ID card and using it between his stubby hairy fingers to point the way to the checkpoint- after I told him I knew where it was. They let these men carry real guns too! Thanks, Rent-a-cop! You're my hero!
Posted by TheFreud at October 3, 2006 3:34 PM
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Hey there, this is the first time that I have been here and wanted to say I really enjoy your blog. Just wanted to let you know we have something in common, I was raised in Germany. Lived there for 12 years.
Posted by: krazykitty at October 4, 2006 5:01 PM
