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November 8, 2006
Icky.
Living overseas has opened my eyes to lots of new shit. Some I wish it hadn't. Flipping channels and waiting for the dryer to finish today, I landed on MTV- german style. They play a lot of American music- and hey- it's the only way for me to stay "hip"- so I left it on and went to make coffee.
I was forced to run back in the room, as I was sure my television had just broken.... It hadn't. There was a live video of this German band named "Rammstein". The song was "Ich Will.. something or other". This very freaky looking man was singing screaming into the microphone. That's all fine and good- Axel Rose and Steven Tyler scream too...
But this greasy sweaty nasty guy- had the first fucking third of the mic stuffed in his mouth, and he must have been gagging on the god damned thing- because he sounded like he was dry heaving into the amplifier. Had he not stopped to take a breath when he did, I am convinced he would have blown chunks all over the stage. Maybe even the front row of screaming fans... ala-gallagher style.
It was the most disgusting sound I have heard in a long time. Did you see Lord of the Rings? Did you hear the Balrog that chased them through the mines of Moria? That thing had a better singing voice. I almost had a sympathy puke listening to it. Literally- Vomiting into a microphone.
This guy is no eye candy either. He may be the illegitimate bastard son of...
Peter Stormare (the crazy russian guy from Armageddon)
and Vin Diesel.
This is what a baby of these two men would look like...
And it screams while trying to swallow microphones- whole- (or give them deep throat action). It screams and makes vomiting retching sounds reminiscent of my husband after those Long Island Teas. Seriously- listening to that made me throw up a little in my mouth.
Posted by TheFreud at November 8, 2006 1:38 AM
Comments
I'm not really sure how anyone can consider that stuff "music".
Stuff your fist in your mouth and "sing" along.
Posted by: OG at November 8, 2006 5:48 PM
