It's Thursday- So FOAD!

First off, let me start off today's entry with an email I got- passed coffee thru my nose, so I am sharing.

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote conservative or occasionally shit yourself.......
You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special...

Now on to today's FOAD recipients.

~Generally, I would like to re-emphasize how bad I fucking hate AAFES. You piss poor pathetic pricks. I had to go buy my husband's PT gear today- it's really ass kicking cold and he needed the pants and jacket.
I am now throughly convinced these bastards looked up the clothing allowance for most people and set their prices...not on what it cost- but how much they could rape these guys for. Who the fuck charges one hundred dollars for a pair of pants and a jacket?! Christ on crutches! It's not a nice outfit- it's something to sweat in. Does it really cost them $55.00 to make a polyester coat with some reflective paint? Fuckers.

~While I was at Ramstein, I got to wondering if they could have purposely planned a more inefficient and ineffective system for parking and traffic. What a bunch of pudwhackers. Thanks for the 1/4 of a tank of gas I wasted circling 5 different parking lots looking for a place to leave my car, you fucks. The one way roads and wonky parking spaces made it an extra special treat. In front of the store I was going to, there is a huge... space. Fucking NOTHING in it. Just space. You can't park there. It's just there to catch air, I think. Assholes.

Lastly, let me say- The American media outlets can suck my dick, kiss my ass, and pound sand in their asses. One-sided, self-centered bullshit excuse for news. Hey, did you know there's an entire fucking WORLD out here? And most of them don't give a rat's ass if John Kerry botched a joke, or who is slamming who in the midterm elections by saying so and so is a bad-bad man.
Hey- here's a news flash- people else where in the world already think the American public as a whole is retarded for putting that monkey mutha fucker in office. Let's make sure and shore up that belief by talking about dumb shit and calling it our "news".

Okay that's enough ranting for today. I am going to go NOT watch the American news, and post on AAFES sucks about their fucked up prices for something the guys are REQUIRED to buy.