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November 20, 2006
OLD.
So, I was sitting here doing the yearly Christmas books for friends and family, and while going through the pictures, I began to feel the wrinkles around my eyes, the sag in my tits and gravity pulling on my ass cheeks. I am not old (32), but when I see these two bits of photo memory side by side... it makes me acutely aware how fast the days are flying by. I am going to wake up tomorrow- and be fucking 50.
I also think by the time she reaches 16, K2 and I will have aged 30 years from all the tail-chasing retarded boys sniffing around. I am going to enroll my son in some kind of deadly martial art, so he can fight them off. Wow, won't they be the popular kids in school- every hormone crazed teenager will be after my kids- so they can date the opposite sibling. Shit.
Posted by TheFreud at November 20, 2006 8:31 AM
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They are so cute!!!
Don't feel bad about the sagging and such...I think I sat on my right boob earlier. You're not alone. LOL
Posted by: Denise at November 21, 2006 12:35 PM
