Fuck You, Part Deux

Let me take this opportunity to respond to your bullshit.... If you like, you can skip to the end.

~It is not to say that I haven't enjoyed your company from time to time. (Everyone needs the smart ass at the party.) My beef with you started growing at Scott's going away- when you felt it necessary to make 3 of the 4 kids there cry by being a big prick and basically bullying a 7, 9 and 12 year old child. When you were called on it, instead of making a sincere apology to any of the boys- you made a joke of it, said you were kidding. It's what you ALWAYS do when your big fucking mouth offends someone. "I was kidding. I was being sarcastic. What are you so upset about?"
I think that behind every sarcastic comment there is a hint of truth, and no matter how many times you swear it was a joke- somewhere in there is an insult. I am queen of sarcasm and back handed compliments.... I know what lies beneath the surface. It's not a funny. It's a dude trying to cover for some fear or social inadequacy, and taking it out on someone else. I used to do it too- now I lay it all out there for everyone to see. Frankly, easier than fronting.I pull no punches, and I make no excuses. If someone doesn't like it- no sweat off my ass. At least I am fucking honest about who I am. After "Hanging out for the better part of a year" isn't it time to drop the shit?
Sometimes saying "I'm really sorry" would suit the situation much better.... and if you ever hurt my kid's again, feelings or otherwise, I will fucking end you. This is not a veiled threat- I will turn your life and world upside down. Write a note to yourself- Calling a little boy a "Big Girl" because you hurt him with a football and made him cry tends to makes you look like a dickhead, not a comedian.

~I don't need ammo to get rid of anyone at anytime. If I wanted to get rid of you I would not have invited you in the first place. Does it really seem in my nature to not be confrontational? Think I have a problem telling someone fuck off and die, or eat shit and bark at the moon!? You sincerely hurt my feelings. Again. Being ass deep myself in making desserts, dinner and appetizers, and after spending $150.00 on one day's worth of food, I wasn't in the mood to have your stupid ass show up here and give me the same old song and dance of "I was kidding." The thought of it made me shudder. I am gracious under pressure, but even I have my limits. It was a way to get your fucking attention about your behavior towards me. DID IT WORK?! If I didn't care about you and yours, I wouldn't have gotten upset. Can't be hurt by something you don't give a fuck about, can you?

~I don't give a shit what you do at work. Nor do I give a shit if you have to explain to everyone that you acted like an asshole and hurt K2's wife's feelings, which tends to piss off K2. Nay, I think you will tell them "Chrissy's being a bitch. Chrissy hates me." Or spin it in some other way that makes you look like some innocent victim. To any who think I am a bitch- fuck them too. I am not in the way of giving a shit. Think you got that about me by now.
If K2 chooses to make nice with you- fine. That's his business. I, for one, will need something along the lines of a sincere apology... and a promise that you will start acting like a fucking grown up when addressing me... oh, and some time... a bunch of time. As I am still pissed off that you deemed my son unworthy of an apology in September- it may take months.

~I am a big girl. So is your wife. We can work out our issues just fine. If she wants to cuss me out and express her feelings to me, I am okay with that. Really. I feel terrible that she got hurt in this matter. She is fun when she drinks... wanna know why? She actually gets uninhibited enough to speak over your center of attention, spotlight grabbing bullshit. It's great. Not to say she wouldn't be great fun sober- she prolly would be- so long as we could hear her over you once in awhile.

~And now we come to one of my favorite issues. You wanted to force JPat to take sides, when he clearly didn't want to? Wanted to force an issue that didn't need forcing? What kind of a person does that? I think that's really shitty and shallow. He a sweet kid. So you should feel guilty about it- and apologize. Kind of like watching you smack around my kid brother to get back at me. SHITTY. That's all I have to say about that.

~Cards. Wow. Yea, see... it was fun the first couple of times. Then it got too serious. I told you it was too serious. I think your mouth was open at the time and you didn't hear me. (You have a fucking aneurism about jokers in the deck!?!) More than once people got upset or offended by things said or done. I went so far as to call dealers choice one night... trying to make it fun. We even tried to do a board game night once- to avoid cards and get you to bring your FAMILY with you. You pouted, and got your way. Well, fuck that shit, buster. I have had enough of the fucking cards-mostly the attitude that goes along with the cards.. Did I say it clear enough? If you wanna have a game like "on T.V." that's your business, but it won't be done at my house. This ain't TV and it is just a game.

~You clearly suck at guilt trips and proper victim playing. I am also not so receptive to same. If you want a start? Stop the pity party- I am out of balloons. How about a sincere apology for running that perpetual motion machine in the center of your face and hurting my feelings, and those of my family? How about instead of pulling this psychobabble reverse psychology shit to make you look like the victim, you admit you were being an a twat waffling asshat.

~There is nothing to convince me of. I accept you for who you are. What you are is an asshole. That's okay- I am friends with many self proclaimed assholes and bitches. DAMN IT!! Just be honest about who you are. If you call me friend, act like one.
I am convinced that somewhere under the big tough guy funny man facade you carry, that there is a nice guy- and scared boy afraid of rejection from others. I have yet to see it- and until you are ready to grow up, and treat me like a friend, and drop the facade- then I have no time for you. I outgrew that kind of person being in my life about 10 years ago.