Fuck You Very Much

Dear "You Know Who You Are",

Let me first say- Kiss my ass and fuck you. Now that we have cleared up the general tenor of this rant, I will go into more specific details.

Having put up with your ever increasing bullshit, I must say, I am not sorry for what I said to you. Every word was the truth. You do need to treat your peers like grown ups, and human beings with feelings. You are capable of hurting people's feelings. So I have zero regrets about how I responded to your bullshit comment. What I do feel bad about is your lovely wife. I apologize to her, that her feelings got hurt in the fall out. As you have seen fit to completely isolate her socially from me, I won't be able to pass along my regards. I am sure you did that because you are a selfish insecure little prick... God forbid she talk with me and find out that this was all YOUR doing because you felt the need to open your prickish little mouth, again, and say something stupid, again. I am quite sure you closed the IM, and spun up some bullshit about how I was being a bitch and told her not to come over. I don't suppose you had the integrity to tell her you pissed me off royally, and got y'all uninvited. Lie all you want- Karma will get your ass, mother fucker. So, go ahead, and cut her off from me. You certainly don't want her finding out what a lying piece of shit you are, and being told you gamble the meager salary you make online for money. Good call. I am just that spiteful.

As for you and your fucked up view of the world. In all the time we have known you- you have 2 levels of conversation, and 2 topics. There is the big boy talk- where you try to be funny or talk shit. You are not very good at it. Then we always can count on the fall back to the fifth grader attitude in which you deal with most everyone you meet. You are on your way to 30 years old. Time to grow up, shitface. There really IS more to life than what you saw on TV, or what movie you watched. Perhaps if you spent more time with people instead of that one-eyed mind fucker TV set, you might be capable of more intelligent conversation.

Of course by that, I do not mean spend every other waking moment thinking about, playing, or setting up poker games. I have a news flash for you- people who are not compulsive gamblers do not need to gamble to have a good time. When people who are not addicted to gambling play cards, they do so to have fun... a few laughs... They are not in it for a thrill or for the money. Playing with some stoic shit who thinks he is going for the million is not fun. Sitting at a table for three hours with some peckerhead who takes the game and himself too seriously is un-fun. (Especially when said peckerhead has the sense of humor and maturity level of a 5th grader.) Ready for the news flash? You are a text book case of addiction. YOU have a gambling problem. I have pamphlets from working in the casinos. I can give you a few. Get help, son.

You can fuck right off for the bit about "Zero Fun" because we weren't playing cards. I don't need to take nor give my friends money to have a good time. I don't even need to get fucked up. That's what friends are... fun to hang out with. You missed out on a really good time. Not that I care- but you fucked your wife over doing it. There is more to social gatherings than poker games and beer. Oh and as for the drinking thing- you don't have the sack for drinking anyways- I don't know why you encourage it in others. If you want to come over and drink- then drink... stop being a big pussy... saying you are gonna get fucked up, and then nursing a miller-lite for 2 hours. Just say you aren't drinking, sissy boy. This isn't a high school party- we are not going to pressure you, or think you're uncool for staying sober. We will think you're a fucktard for talking big shit all week about getting drunk then coming over to watch us drink like it's a spectator sport.

If playing poker is the only reason you ever wanted to be over here, if we are boring other wise- than good fucking riddance to your pudgy ass. Gee, I am oh-so-disappointed that you won't be around to fucking annoy me, hurt my kids feelings, talk shit, and bore the fuck out of everyone in ear shot with your never-ending drone about what T.V. show was great. Seriously- T.V. is fine- but it's fucking TV. WE REALLY DON'T CARE AS MUCH AS WE PRETEND TO. When people are trying to change the subject, or seem to start "nodding and smiling" the thing to do would be stop talking about TV shows- not find a different show to fit the new conversation the grown ups are having, just so you have something to say.

Hats off to you on removing me from your AIM, and your XBox list. (Let's see how long it takes your juvenile attitude to get you banned from Live for being a prick.) Do me a favor and don't try to make nice with my husband at work. Unlike you- I won't put my spouse in a bad situation in the middle. You may confront me directly, should you ever grow a pair and a sack to hold them in. But this is between you and me, buster, leave K2 out of it, or I will get in your face.

Get a life, asshole. Get a life and Grow up... do it for the sake of your wife and kids.