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December 25, 2006
Merry Christmas
To my handful of faithful readers, and those just stopping by... I hope you have a Merry Christmas... or Happy Hanukkah, or Great Kwanzaa, or whatever it is you do to make merry with your friends and family this time of year.
Eat a shit load of foods that a REALLY bad for you, so you give yourself something to feel guilty about tomorrow, and make resolutions about next week. Drink a good bottle of wine and put your feet on the table. Leave the dishes in the sink after the 10 p.m. snack attack time. Spend too much money on shit you don't need, but really want, and worry about how to pay for it later. "Oh, you'll take a check? I thought you wanted money! Shit, I got checks!"
Keep in mind those families who can't be with their loved ones, and the people who don't have loved ones to have holidays with. Be as kind as you can to everyone... even if you hate them a little... And be very kind to yourself.
Merry Christmas, y'all!!!


p.s. My kids are too fucking spoiled.
Posted by TheFreud at December 25, 2006 1:40 PM
Comments
Merry fuckin' Christmas!
Posted by: Avitable at December 26, 2006 3:17 PM