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December 20, 2006
Searching for....
Every month I get a total scream out of 1- what people google for... and 2- which of these fucked up searches brings them to my site. So here is this month's "You are a fucking sick twisted ticket" and/or "You need to get off google and go get a life" list... Of course, I have to add my two cents on them. You will notice I leave out the kid porn shit, as these bastards should be given a special keyboard that delivers a shock with lethal voltage to them if they look for or at that kind of shit.
**"topamax carbonated beverages taste like ass"** I know this is a valid search, but maybe "Tastes like ass" is not the technical term one wants to use to search for pharmacological information.
**"rear girl concert stories mexico ass crack"** Um... This one doesn't fall quite under the sicko thing, but something about just isn't right. Looking to get into a concert back stage... a band that likes crack... in mexico...?
**"how to tell mormon missionaries to fuck off"** Boy, howdy!!! If you find an answer to that one, (or for Jehovah's Witnesses)... please, let us know.
**"wife uses pussy to pay bills"** Feel kind of bad for this one. Maybe he was looking for a support group of some kind? Whores-Anon or something?
**"naked barbies rapunzel s daughters how i"** Uh.... Uh.... Dude.....
And my favorite for this month...
**"how do i get my wife to fuck another man while i watch?"** Maybe this guy should get in contact with the guy looking for help with his wife using her pussy to pay bills. I bet she knows a guy...
Posted by TheFreud at December 20, 2006 8:59 AM
Comments
how to tell mormon missionaries to fuck off
Answer the door partially nude with a knife in your hand. It works.
wife uses pussy to pay bills
PITA wanted me to sell nude photos of myself on the net to make extra money once. Fucker.
Posted by: Denise at December 20, 2006 8:59 PM
I think my all-time favorite search engine hit is "choir boy fornicating with a goat." I was briefly #1 on Google for that.
Denise - Do you take Visa?
Posted by: Joefish at December 20, 2006 11:20 PM
Answering dressed in something black and flowing and announcing that they're "interrupting the ritual by being so late, Zuul will not be pleased--now hurry up and get nude so you can join the circle" would work too.
Posted by: Serra at December 21, 2006 2:54 AM
Aren't detailed stats just da bomb?
Posted by: jane at December 23, 2006 6:48 AM
Maybe the guy looking tell people to fuck off was looking for this vid.
http://break.com/index/door_to_door_atheists_bother_mormons.html
Enjoy.
Posted by: Psychobabble at December 27, 2006 3:37 AM
