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January 17, 2007
Weather
It's official. I think that the weather in Germany sucks. It has been raining 95% of the days since... oh... I don't know... Thanksgiving, maybe. Being from a place that averages 360 days of sunshine a year, it has gone way beyond "not used to it", to shitty, depressing, drizzle. I am way beyond "down", I am fully into bummed out, and moving towards totally depressed.
Normally, it would be snowing this time of year- but it's not. Apparently the ski and winter sporting events here in the Alps countries are shriveling up and dying. No, that doesn't affect me, really, but it sucks for them. (And before you flood me with hate comments about ice storms, record highs, and your problems, please understand that while I empathize- I mostly don't give a fuck- This is my self wallowing depression.)
I hate cold, but would prefer snow to this constant river of muddy shit outside. At least when it is snowing, the kids go outside and play in it. Snow makes them excited and giddy- they can't wait to get bundled up and hurdle down the hill on a sled... towards a fence... at break neck speeds. With this drab grey rain, all they do is stay in the house and sigh at me about how bored they are... then they start fucking with each other as a means to alleviate said boredom. They fight, and cry, and run to me to see if I will take sides in the petty argument-du-jour.... I have to stifle my gut reaction to throw them both in a small dark room, with ball bats, and let them work it out.
This is mother nature's way of getting back at me. She's pissed off that she can no longer torture me with cramps and misery every 3 weeks, so she has arranged to have me slowly lose my fucking mind over the period of 5 or 6 months. I swear, I am going to rust.
Posted by TheFreud at January 17, 2007 8:41 AM
Comments
When you Finally come back to the states maybe you guys could ask for Washington or Oregon. Then you could keep that nice Rust build up going for a few more years. Personally, I'll be in Las Vegas waiting for your return, hoping it will be to Nellis AFB.
Love,
Dad
Posted by: Dad at January 17, 2007 4:18 PM
So why not drop your kids off at someone else's house and then get blitzed on schnapps? Jeezus woman...!
Posted by: Machine at January 17, 2007 7:58 PM
Christ on Crutches, Machine... if you used the same faux-email address each time, I wouldn't have to go and unmoderate your comments out of the spam bin. :D Just pick one and stick with it! ;)
Posted by: MsF at January 17, 2007 11:35 PM
