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February 28, 2007
Draggin Ass
I slept like complete shit, and feel like an economy sized can of smashed assholes. The fact that I didn't go to bed until 2 a.m. not withstanding, I tossed, turned, fidgeted, and fought the rumination in my head until K2's alarm went off at 6. I have decided that I hate the DJ that works at AFN radio. I hope he loses his voice. He's irritating, and corny, and waking up to that makes my first moments awake the biggest piss off of the day... especially since MY alarm doesn't go off until 7- and it's a normal beeping alarm. Seriously, that guy is the worst voice I have ever heard on radio, even in the car... they try to do this morning show- with the funny and the clever- but having to stay within the confines of a military run show, it severely misses the mark. The military has no sense of humor... neither do their DJ's. Then, of course, there is the shit-tay music at 6 a.m. Jesus jumping Christ on Skis people, something a little less grating than hip hop rap shit would be great. Fuck!
We need a new clock before I throw ours against the wall in a subconscious fit of rage. The only reason it hasn't happened yet is K2 sleeps between me and the piece of shit, and I'd have to climb over him to destroy that fucking voice and shitty music. Instead K2 gets bitched at and poked until he turns it off... He has started sleeping through the damned thing, hence my problem. Makes the pissed off more refined and directed, as even when half asleep I have the presence of mind to blame him for me being awoke by Asshat DJ, because he slept through the alarm for a good 5 minutes before it woke me up. We definitely need a new alarm clock, before I go postal.
I don't do mornings, and I never have. In case you were curious? I was that chick who showed up senior year of high school just before the bell rang (or late) for first period with ripped jeans, flannel shirt and a cup of coffee in my hand- no make up, no fancy hair do, and no concern over what anybody else thought about it... especially not the Pretty Prissy Princesses and their Cronies de la Popularity. Fuck em. (Not much has changed in that respect.)
This fucking sucks. I am going back to bed for awhile.
Posted by TheFreud at February 28, 2007 8:30 AM
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Bitchy Much ???? You should be a morning person like me.!!! Should I sing you my favorite wake up song?
Love,
Dad
Posted by: Dad at February 28, 2007 1:02 PM
Go get a sunrise simulator alarm clock. They're kinda pricey, but it's SOOOO much nicer to wake up naturally than to the wah-wah-wah of an alarm clock or annoying idiots like K2's clock is shoving into your ear. It'll take maybe a week for your body to adjust, and after that you're golden. Trust me; I know from whence I speak. Mr.C hates alarm clocks (can't turn them off 'cause he's so out of it, so they get the percussive maintenance routine), but he loves this one and always tries to get me to leave it when I travel for business.
Posted by: Christi at February 28, 2007 1:45 PM
I don't own an alarm clock. Well, I do but it's not currently in the same state as I am, so I pretty much just use my cell phone's alarm.
It used to work better, before I got the new flip phone. Now it's too easy to just grope til I find it and open it to shut the alarm up.
Posted by: Serra at February 28, 2007 10:46 PM
Heh. Be like Peg Bundy and put a cactus where the alarm clock normally is. Before you go to bed, you'll get the best wake-up surprise in the morning. Heh.
Posted by: Machine at March 1, 2007 8:31 PM
