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February 14, 2007
It's Ain't Flowers and Candy
Happy Valentine's Day... not just to the lovers caught up in that rush of first love and lust- but the "old comfortable" couples who are enjoying getting older and laughing at each other as their bodies age and fall apart.
The paired off people who walk into the bathroom to pee while their spouse is in the shower, only to get paid back by their beloved taking a crap while they are brushing their teeth. Happy V-Day to the men who leave their shit laying all over the house, and the women who pick up behind them while cussing their existence... For the long time lovers who still play grab-ass in the kitchen, and never get to have sex without the kids knocking at the bedroom door, wanting to know what they are doing. For the men who think their aging flappity assed wives are sexy, and the women who still lust after balding greying grumpy men... The women who still buy lingerie for their husbands, and the men who overlook the fact that she looks like a marshmallow with rubber bands wrapped around it when she models it for him.
Celebrate the fact that you have someone who comes home every night and fucks up the clean house, farts while sharing the couch with you, and gives you a dirty look when you annoy them.... You also have someone to talk to, a friend to help with the shit that can be life, someone who makes you laugh your ass off, and if you are lucky, is still a great lay.
Posted by TheFreud at February 14, 2007 9:19 AM
Comments
Amen
Posted by: Dad at February 14, 2007 4:08 PM
Heh. I'm just thankful I don't have to spend money on some ungrateful cunt at least once a year. Believe me, the joys of solitude outweigh having to put up with bitchy, crazy mood swings that accompany the monthly visitor. I can leave the toilet seat up and fart in bed without having to get an earful of it. And if I want to sleep in late or play video games all weekend, I can do so without so much a complaint. Heh. Top that, Valentine's Day!
Posted by: Machine at February 14, 2007 6:42 PM
And so say all of us.
Love, what a disease huh?
Posted by: Freelance Cynic at February 15, 2007 11:52 AM
Just pointing out it has the same acronym as venereal disease. Coinceidence? I think not :P
Posted by: MCJ at February 16, 2007 4:50 PM
Funny post! Makes me feel less bitter about Valentine's Day. :-)
Posted by: Angelika at February 16, 2007 6:13 PM
Well said. lol!
Posted by: MARY at February 17, 2007 1:41 PM
A marshmellow with rubber bands, eh? LMAO!!!!
I love it..
Mom
Posted by: Mom at March 10, 2007 7:54 PM
