Spammin' Assholes

Although you are aware that I have "chick style" big balls of brass... I do not need any fucking penis enlargement pills. I also don't want to look at "busty blondes", "hot asian chicks", "cum shots", "milfs", or "girls taking it up the ass". My insurance rates are just fine, I don't need to refinance my home, and my investment portfolio doesn't need your help. If I need prescription medication, I'll go get it for free from the doctor.... Oh, and I have a drawer full of sex toys of all shapes, sizes and functions. Please stop trying to sell me a vibrating cock ring with your animated gif and promises of pleasure.

Yes, yes, we all get that mail box full of fanfuckingtastic spam... I don't much care about that, as most of the people who really want to contact me have the other email addresses to do so. What pisses me off as of late is the 40 or so spam comments I have to delete out of my comment section of this blog every 6 fucking hours.

See, I know damn good and well that the handful of readers I have don't give a flying fuck about your porn site, pal.... and while I did turn on the filters, I still have to hand sift through your bullshit to find the new posts by people who haven't commented here before. So FUCK OFF AND DIE, and take your blog bots and cram them right up your pooper, you ass spelunking shit rats.

Now I can't say as I surprised that sleazy ass T&A sites cram my in box and spam filter with pussy posts... BUT... GEICO?! I just... I can't... I don't... I can't... What the Fuck? Geico? As in insurance? With the Lizard? The multinational billion dollar corporation? Spamming blogs for business?! Fuck you pricks. You should know better and can afford more than this kind of stupid shit... So FUCK OFF. I hope your lizard dies a horrible painful death- impaled on a flaming skewer- (or better yet- eaten by the Afflac duck)... and really, so do most people, because your mascot is just fucking annoying- but spamming blogs is just low. Slime bags.