Moved

We are moved and propagated! YAY! Suck it VistaPages. I wasn't going to say that, but then they decided to hold my domain name hostage while they tried to sweet talk me into staying with their hacker-target, slow-POS, non-loading- Cpanel server. Fuck them.

Yes it's late this week. Bear with me.

And now that I have that off my chest... TKS. Last month we had a fight when we turned off our internet and phone and went to TCom. (Three times the speed for half the price and such...) Well, I go in to pay the bill yesterday, because my premium channels had been turned to fuzz. I didn't think it was time to pay my bill, but what the hell do I know, so I went down there. I even smiled at the son of a bitch behind the counter when I said, "Hi, I need to pay my T.V. bill."

He pulled up my account on the computer and as he continued to click that frickon mouse through screen after screen, he started looking more perplexed. "You mean your internet bill, Ma'am?" I think that he immediately realized he said the wrong thing.

"There is no internet bill. And in case you're curious, there is no phone bill either. We cancelled the internet and phone and just kept the T.V." I was a bit testy, and was accelerating towards pissed off... especially considering the fact that our internet bill used to be $130 and our T.V. bill, which is due in the middle of the month, is about $50. He jumped out of his seat like his ass was on fire and ran to get the log book... Thanks to the fuck sticks at the Ramshaft Pharmacy, I was not AT Vogelweh for him to find said paperwork.

I did make sure to thank him for his time, and I think he found the fact that I laughing comforting. Why laughing? I knew it- I just fucking knew they would find someway to screw it up. He even cracked a smile when I said under my breath, "I guess I'll go see them at Vogelweh then... cockbites." I called K2 on the cell absolutely fuming and told him about the cock gobblers, and the asses I was about to chew off when I got back to Vogelweh...

He called me back just as I pulled into the asshats parking lot- he had already taken care of it. (He loves me!) He went down after I called him and got them to pull said paperwork and find out WTF. We didn't even OWE this month's bill. I paid it 3 weeks ago. That company is brimming with fucktards. Fuck Off and Die TKS, you money scamming imbecilic bullshit artists. The U.S. Government should kick your asses off base.