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March 31, 2007
Still Dying
I don;t want to hear a ration of shit from the 6 loyal readers round here about my lack of posts. Having become convinced I am the victim of some super screwy flu-bug, I am sick as a dog.
An illness that started with a simple case of the sniffles, and mutated into a respiratory infection- complete with chunky green goodies being coughed up- now has my neck and jaw glands so swollen up that it can be seen by others... No shit- my ear is sticking out on one side. My jaw joints feel like they were pried open with a hydraulic jack and left that way for hours. I can't seem to find a way of standing up or staying upright for more than 5 minutes without getting woozy and fighting a 1800's style fainting spell.
In any case, keep coming back. I will, no doubt, live through this nasty shit eventually... and if not, I can always have K2 post a moving and emotional obit. In the mean time- no bitchery about the lack of posts. I'll get to it when I don't fall down on my way to the computer desk, a'ight?
Posted by TheFreud at March 31, 2007 5:09 AM
Comments
OUCH! We had that mess a few weeks ago in my house.. BLECH! Hope you are feeling better soon!
Posted by: Ivy at April 2, 2007 12:02 PM
I'll skip the clear liquids joke; I didn't want ANYTHING when I had that crud month before last. But I was only sick a week or so, so you've got to be on the downhill slope, right? Hang in there!
Posted by: Christi at April 2, 2007 2:57 PM
Heh.
You're allergic to France.
Posted by: Machine at April 2, 2007 8:33 PM
I hope you start to feel better soon.
Posted by: jane at April 8, 2007 8:13 AM
