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April 15, 2007
Home Again, Again
So... We made it to and from Disney again. It was wicked fun, and something I recommend to everyone who comes within 300 miles of Euro-disney! I got to see REAL pixie dust! Take that bitches! It was a gorgeous time of year to go, and despite the crowds it was glorious!
Also... You know that idiom about a few bad apples spoiling the lot? I got a full sized dose of French assholism from a couple of teenage pillow-biting peckerheads at the bus station. Had my children not been there, I would have had to start a fist fight with the little sons a bitches and leave them as a couple of bloody stumps in ugly fucking euro-trash shoes. It totally floored me that these two pricks had just spent hours in the land of exported American commercialism, and had the gall to sit there and talk shit about Americans- 500 yards from "Main Street U.S.A....
I may not speak French, but too many of the words/sentences were easy to pick out, and there was no mistaking that they were class "A" fuckmuffins. Good thing for them that they didn't ruin my vacation, because my kids were too happy to notice my quiet outrage, and did not know enough French to hear a thing. I hope they fall face first in a pile of shit somewhere in Normandy and choke... Not only for offending me, but for making the people of their own nation look bad by acting that way.
Posted by TheFreud at April 15, 2007 1:44 AM
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Heh. Rock.
You kicked some French fucker in the nuts. I'll take that over Mickey Mouse getting kicked in the ding-ding any day of the week.
Posted by: Machine at April 16, 2007 8:15 PM
Greetings from England, I luv Disney World, much prefere the US version to the Paris one.
Posted by: rogue gunner at April 18, 2007 3:56 PM
