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June 6, 2007
No response to that....
I did the cat's shit box show today. (That's where I clean the box and all the cats stand there and watch me, because hey, it's entertaining to see someone willing to clean up your shit.).
A few hours later, I walked past, and couldn't figure out why I smelled pee. I checked the sand. It was dry and clean. I grabbed the clean towels and went into the bathroom to put them away... that's where I saw what I can only describe as the most disturbing thing to date this spring.
My fat-shit cat was squatting in the sink. That fat black bastards was taking a piss in my bathroom sink! What the FUCK? For some reason, a clean cat box is not good enough... he has to take a squirt where I brush my teeth. Nasty prick.
For whatever reason, every animal we own seems to be completely mentally incompetent. Total fucking retards. I had a dog that ate rocks. A cat that was brain damaged by a ceiling fan, and would run laps around a bath tub- then get pissed off when she fell in. I had a cat who liked to suck on ears... But nothing compared to this.
Now I have a total mental patient. He is tearing himself to bits- literally. The fat fuck has somehow managed to remove the half the hair from his paunchy gut, and now come to find out he pisses in sinks.
That's awesome.... a half bald retarded cat with a urine fetish. Stellar.
Posted by TheFreud at June 6, 2007 4:22 PM
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Geez, I don't see a morsel of hope in this scenario, LOL. Perhaps it's good the cat wasn't taking a shit? Yes! That's what we'll be glad about. :)
Posted by: jane at June 7, 2007 10:40 AM
Oh dear, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but when my dad's cat started ripping out her hair and acting peculiarly, it turned out she had cancer. Let's hope that's not the case here. :(
Posted by: Christi at June 7, 2007 1:19 PM
Most times when a cat ignores the litter box they have a urinary tract infection, especially if they are overweight. Good idea for a vet check.
Posted by: Devonsangel at June 7, 2007 5:34 PM
Oh, he isn't ignoring it... He uses it... Just yesterday he felt like a change. Stupid Bastard... He just does it to piss me off.
Posted by: MsF at June 7, 2007 5:39 PM
lol!!! I thought we were the only ones who had animal retards.
We ended up doing away with the cat box because the dog would eat the morsels within. I kid you not. The eating of inappropriate things is actually common among animals. Don't you love the euphemism for eating s**t.
Posted by: cube at June 7, 2007 7:15 PM
The post before this, I couldn't comment. Did you close it?
I was gonna say, My husband? Leaves garbage on the counter instead of throwing it away. Drives me NUTS!
Actually, that cat might be able to be trained to actually pee in the toilet. Not that I've ever tried that, just sayin'...
Posted by: annie at June 11, 2007 7:08 AM
