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July 11, 2007
At 2 a.m.
So it's 2 in the morning. I ran out of Ambien a few days back, and as per usual, my body is resetting to good old swing shift.
I have "the (laughable american) news" on in the background right now, and I just heard some asshat say "Gonzales, is he lying or incompetent?" Fuck me with a fork... can't he be both? Do we have to choose?
Oh, goodie, the Monkey who would be president just said "I never wanted to be a war president." Uhhhmmm.... What. The. Fuck. I am over the issue that politicians lie- it's like men who jack off- (99% do, and 1% lie)- but damn dude... must one be so fucking blatant about it? He might as well whip his weenie out and piss on the press corps. It might help his numbers.
Oh, and I think Gallop Polls are as stupid as stupid gets.... and so do you, at 2 a.m. Who the fuck takes these polls? I didn't vote in it. Did you? Do you know someone who did? Are the poll takers those annoying bitches who try to mug you in the mall with clipboards, with promises of taking only a moment of your time?
I have a sharp, albeit random mind... at 2 a.m. I think I am gonna go try bed.
Posted by TheFreud at July 11, 2007 2:01 AM