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July 28, 2007
My Eyes!! My Eyes!!
It was late, (past 1 a.m.), and I was channel surfing in the desperate attempt to find something interesting to watch while I zoned out and tried to get tired for bed. Our movie channel? It sucks. We call it Faux-B-O. Don't really know what it is called, but that's out name for it.
Every other night, it seems, after 1 a.m. they show porn... Now if they had some kind of set schedule for cinema-bang day, I could just not GO that way on the remote- but it is hit and miss, sometimes Saturday, sometimes Friday, sometimes at midnight, sometimes later. I think they have some bored dude in a little room with a stock pile of bad movies and porno DVDs, and a "loose frame idea/suggestion" for a schedule.
In any case, I went flipping past the porn... and in the split second as I went by, I saw the worst fucking thing... Like- "Scream out "Holy Fuckoli" despite everyone sleeping in the house" scary. I think it was from the 70's, cause there was alot of hair. Scare number 2... she was sucking what I think was some guys forearm sticking out of his pelvis... It was far too large to be a penis- it must have been a birth defect- or an optical illusion. Serious tree stump for a pecker, being blown by the hairy beaver lady. Shudders all around?
I have to go find acid and wash out my eyes now.
Posted by TheFreud at July 28, 2007 1:08 AM
Comments
Could it have been Deep Throat with Linda Lovelace & John Holmes? Not that I've ever seen it, but I've heard...you know
Posted by: jane at July 29, 2007 6:03 AM
Some how I doubt it, Jane... It was just wrong on so many levels. It's no wonder I play so many video games.
Posted by: MsF at July 29, 2007 11:47 PM
Hahahaha, gotta love that 70s porn. Er, not that I've ever seen any of it. Yeah, that's what I meant..... ;-)
Posted by: Ananke at July 31, 2007 5:51 PM
Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!!! Just reading your blog cracks my ass up. You remind me so much of your Pop-Pop, in your terminologies, that it is just too scarey...LMAO!!!! Maybe its my fault, the way you are..?? I can't remember dropping you on your head when you were a baby.
Porn at 1 am in the morning. Maybe the guy thought he had a birth defect and this was the only way for him to deal with a super hairy tree truck..he found himself a human beaver that would help him find happiness...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Mom at August 6, 2007 5:34 PM
