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July 17, 2007
Yep, Still Freakin...
And I somehow think the stress level can only get worse... so bear with me the next few weeks while we see first hand my brain's coping measures; mainly the random thoughts and rumination of the same. I am not on my way to a manic fit, y'all, so please, do not panic. I am just wound tight as a fuckin G-String, and hate this whole (purposefully vague description) situation.
Today I lightened my mood a bit as I remembered a day in high school where I met Heather out at the Tennis courts for lunch. She was pissy and I was bitchy. We didn't want the vomit offerings of the cafeteria, despite our hunger.... and she had the saving grace of a bag of skittles. Just the thing.
She fought and bit and pulled at the wrapper for a good 2 minutes.... then she grit down, said "FUCKER!" and like magic the bag popped open... much to our chagrin, the skittles made a rainbow of fruit flavor all over the bleachers and sidewalk. It was the funniest fucking thing I had ever seen.... Not just the flying candy, but the look on my dear friend's face.... as if someone had just shot her dog in front of her. As I stood there trying (and failing) not to laugh at her.
So today while thinking of these kinds of funny bits of my past, I stood in the kitchen, totally alone in the house and laughed so damn hard I nearly pissed my pants. I don;t know why this random shit gets ahold of me when I am freaking the fuck out- but it does make for a wonderful pressure release valve.
Perhaps I should make it a trend to tell stories and anecdotes on here from my colorful and sordid past... They may end up being a lot of "You had to be there"... but laughing at me finding it so fucking funny is worth it in it's own right.
Posted by TheFreud at July 17, 2007 2:10 AM
Comments
You seem like you hate the military. why dont you just get out of it or have your husband get out of it and stop whining its lame. anti military or people who bitch as much as you should just live a civilian life. you dont deserve to be part of the military and the military deserves better support then you. GET A LIFE LOOSER
Posted by: nichole at August 29, 2007 4:54 PM
