And The Award Goes To...

Been a while since we have checked the stats to find out what kinda of weirdoes are finding my site with their searches.
So, without further ado, here are this months winners of the "You're a Sick Freaky Fuck and Should be Banned from The Internet" Awards... With color commentary.

~the oldman watching wife fucked own son~
Uhhmmmm.... Okay. So- your thing is to watch your wife with your kid? Seek help. Talk to your wife- so she can leave your sick ass. Now.

a rapunzel smelled fucked long hair
I know there are fetishes out there... but how the fuck do you know what Rapunzel's hair smells like?

my wife likes see me suck cuck videos
Your wife wants you to suck cock? I think maybe you have some deeper issues in your marriage, and should seek counseling- or divorce. Does she want you to swallow too? Are you looking for help in how to tell her "No"? Try this... FUCK YOU, BITCH.

tampon inserted in husbands ass
I have to wonder if this is a fetish thing... or someone seeking medical advice for an ass-tacular problem. Was it intentional? You know they have toys for that, right? And they won't expand after insertion... nor force the issue of pulling dry cotton out of a rather sensitive area covered in... what-the-fuck-ever?

i am fucking my best friend s father
Seriously?! Holy Shit! Does she know? and... wait... WHY?! Old balls and grey hair crawling all over you. Go find some nice young strapping buck with sinewy thighs and a firm round buttocks on him. We have vaginas... we can have our pick- because men will do anything in the world for poon. Stop fucking your friend's father. That's nasty.

transsexual all i want are boobs large enough to fill my bra
I have to say this is my favorite. Don't despair dude- most women want tits big enough to fill their bras. We buy smaller bras, and push up pads. Then if it were possible- I could give you some of mine- I want to find a good bra that holds all of my tits.

Well, that's all for today's installment of "EW!"

There were also other various searches. 3 people hit my site looking for information my my best friend's suicide. If it was the one handed twat bitch from hell... yes, I still am going to beat your ass if I ever see you again... and if happen to be the guy looking for "indian nipple"... seriously, what the fuck, and how did that lead you to my page?!