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August 24, 2007
Questions
As I drifted off to sleep last night I got to thinking about something that happened a few weeks back- and thought I would share.
After the kids came in from playing outside, they laid down for a nap- at least we thought they did- so we snuck off to the bedroom to do what adults do when they can slot in a few hours alone together. The kids were not asleep, we found out, when we came out of the bedroom. I had jumped in the shower right after the deed and when I walked my towel clad ass into my room, my daughter was sitting on my bed.
"Mommy, what's that funny smell in here?"
"..."
Yes, I acted like I didn't hear the question and desperately changed the subject. How does one even begin to explain "sex smell" to a 7 year old? I asked her to leave the room so I could get dressed. She didn't, but she did keep talking about the new topic of discussion. Good enough. That seemed to work out really well until she got bored of that subject- about 3.1 seconds later- and exclaimed,
"EW! Who wet the bed, Mommy?!"
Now I know there are horror stories of being walked in on by your kids. Not so fucking lucky here... No, no. We have a child who discovers the wet spot and accuses her parents of pissing the sheets.
Posted by TheFreud at August 24, 2007 10:57 AM
Comments
OMG that is HILARIOUS! Now you have to hope she doesn't bring that up in public. My kids have a BAD habit of taking about things at the wrong time and to the wrong people.
Posted by: Brandi at August 26, 2007 6:01 AM
HAHAHAHAHHA...I can remember a day when you WALKED in on me and your Dad!!! And you asked TONS of questions too....hahahhahhahaha!! PAY BACKS ARE A BITCH.....:D
I felt like we had just been caught walking naked up the Strip... I think it happens to all parents..at least I hope it does..
Posted by: Mom at August 30, 2007 6:43 PM
