A new installment

Yes, yes, it's been a long time. Stopping by Jane's this morning, I realized how long it had been since we had a good old fashioned FOADT around here... so here we go.

~Fuck off and die TKS Cable, the biggest rip of artists in the world. For your constant fuck ups and your most recent one of trying to continue to bill me for a service I had turned off in February. That's 8 fucking months of me constantly telling you "That's not right. Please see to getting it fixed." I know things can take time... but Seriously... 8 months?!
Americans in the KMC! You DO have a choice over TKS for on base service... It is twice as fast and 1/3 the price... and not littered with asshole representatives.

OH! When I went in there- I said "If this doesn't get fixed, my head is going to pop off." That smug little bitch looked at me and said, (I shit you not), "Are you threatening me?;
Uhhmmmm... Even in the worst case of English as a second language nightmares did I ever think saying MY head is going to pop off would be construed as a threat. This is the same rep who has pissed me off constantly for the better part of the last 5 years when dealing with these dumb pecker weeds. I got at least 5 inches and and 50 pounds on the little bad-dye-job-bitch. If I wanted to threaten her, I would be far more succinct as to have her question IF I threatened her.... She'd know... and the threat would not be for bodily harm. I am a far more vicious bitch than that. I like to get people chewed out, reprimanded and fired. Douche Muffin working for a bunch of unethical fucktards.

~As per par, AAFES can fuck off and die. This time, for the ability of anyone to think far enough ahead of retail events to order things that will be in high demand. Like kid's jackets, or long underwear.
Or Halo 3. The whole Halo thing has my dander way up. They can't even give an answer on wether or not they have been ordered at all. Assclowns from the ninth ring of Hell! To go hand in hand with that stupidity, I was told by the kid-du-jour working that AAFES policy is to order and stock a game twice. Ever. "That's what they figure the shelf life is." Dumb bastards. Maybe you should lay off on the yearly sports games orders, and listen to your customers. They still have copies of Madden '06 out... and Rugby, and FIFA, and MLB, and NCAA.. In fact any sporting game released is pouring forth from the store shelves like puke from a wino... but games the customers have asked for? Nothin' doin'.

~The American Media can FOAD, too. Thanks for getting on the hitch and reporting about a terror plot story... that broke here in Europe days ago. Self absorbed fucks... There is a whole BIG world out here that has news in it besides the Politics of America. CNN America gets its news from CNN world? Come on! No, no... let's talk about an albino buffalo giving birth to a white buffalo calf instead.