FOAD

A short but sweet ode to assholes... Errand running sucks. It sucks more when complicated but some stupid bitch who thinks herself to god damned good to have to find a parking space like everyone else.

Whilst trying to finish out my running about yesterday, I was forced to go to Pulaski to drop off some forms. Now Pulaski is a little inclusive POS part of the base where we keep the USO, thrift shop and civilian perso... you know what? Suffice it to say it is where they put the army and their programs that are side-notes, i.e. the Veterinarian is up there too. I digress. This little stretch of property has a single two lane road that runs right thought the center- and if you need to turn around- screw you buster- you have to drive ALL the way to the end. The parking is limited by the fact that it is lined up along the sides of the road, unless you want to pull off into one of the few parking lots and walk half a mile to the office you are visiting.

Instant frustration, just add asshole, and aren't I blessed that one made herself readily available to the situation. Some bitch in her fucking 45K dollar Escalade decided she was too fucking good to go park behind the thrift shop half a block up to wait for whothefuckever she was waiting for. She pulled her big ass up near the ass end of the parked cars and put on her hazard lights. Keep in mind there is really no place to pull it over up there, just butt your fat ass, over priced, over sized, piece of shit car inches from the cars parked legally, and leaving the majority of your car hanging into the narrow two lane road, and blocking up traffic.

As I had missed the office the first time around (I don;t make it up there often), I noticed she was there, but as I was going to other way, I didn;t think much of it, except "What an asshat." To the end of the road I go to turn around. I came back, and having to wait behind her fat ass car for 3 other cars to pass so I could go around, I parked behind the thrift shop and walked across... now, keep in mind- she was sitting there as if waiting for someone who would be right out- thus far, I had spent about 6 or 7 minutes in driving parking and walking... Her piece of shit was still sitting there. To make my frustration a tad worse, she was in the car on her fucking cell phone, chatting away. What a bitch!

Having run my errand, and come back on my way to the car, the fucking hag was still sitting there, hazards on, waiting- maybe for the second coming of Christ. When I went to pull out on to the street, her stupid ass had traffic tiptoeing around her, and therefore making it move slowly so I had to sit there and wait. I even saw other people in their cars making the "WTF Face" and they craned their necks around to ensure the next thing they saw wasn't the hood of another car crashing into their own.

SO, this is to the fucking whore bag who thought she was too fucking good to go park her fucking car like everyone else. You and your sense of entitlement can kiss my fat ass.

I don't fucking get how someone can do shit like that. It ain't 7-11, and it is just really fucking rude to inconvenience others with your stubbornness and inconsideration. Even if you thought that swinging dick you suck would be right out- when he didn't show right back up, go park your fucking car, twat! Don't call your facebook gal pals and plan your next cock tease party, while I am trying to see around your piece of shit to make sure I am not going to get hit by oncoming traffic.

It is not so much her in particular- but all these fucking people who walk around with this sense of entitlement and privilege, that the rules don't apply to them. Now I am all for bucking the system- but that's in the face of bad business, financial injustices, etc- (like AAFES, or Dell) ... I don't endorse dumb shit like being an asshole in traffic because I am too god damned good to walk half a block. You're not making a statement- your just being a fuckstick. FOAD I hope your $45K car gets side swiped... I can think of no one more deserving.