How Do They Find Me?

Okay... seriously- be afraid. These sick fuckers walk amongst us. How do these bastards find MY site interesting? If they are looking for that kind of trash- what would prmpt them to think, "Hmmmm... maybe I'll go read THAT." Ick.
Anyways- the search engine hits for this month...

**what stores sell freuds therapy eight ball **
Freud used a Magic 8-Ball for diagnosis? WTF?
**vogelweh whore house **
Hmmm... must be moving here soon, huh, pal? Don't think there is a whore house, but you can do what the other guiys do- go pick up the skanks in the local bars.
**military wife pap smear how often?**
I can't imagine why you think that military wives get more or less pussy check ups that other girls...
**water smells like corn **
Dude... write me to tell me where you live. I never want to go there.
**vista = the biggest pice o-shit ever**
Couldn't agree more, even if you can't use the spell check function.
**kidnapped tortured balls busted**
I thought I had a tough life. Seek Therapy.... From somewhere else.

And now we get on to the really sick fuckers that scare us all... because they could be your neighbor or co-worker... And their searches defy logic. These bastards should not HAVE computers.

**husbands boss cock**
Either you and your husband need couples counseling and therapy, or your old man works for a chicken farmer.
**she saw my camel toe when spanked**
Get some better fitting pants before engaging in S&M, or any ass beating activities.
**suck ass next erotic story**
I feel like this was prompted by an incomplete thought... and drugs. ALOT of drugs.
**job girls fuck by masters/owners**
What in the hell is a job girl? Regular SM&B not enough for you, dude? They DO have videos out there for pervs like you- but why did you come to MY site looking for them?
**spanked in my old school uniform by mom**
Hello, Jerry? Jerry Springer? Is that you?
**wife hates fistfuck**
I am gonna have to go with your wife on this one, guy, sorry. Seriously. Maybe if you let her ram a golf club or bowling pin up your ass, she'd be more receptive.
**how to get your wife to fuck another man**
Show her the shit you surf for on the internet... she'll divorce you and be off with another guy in NO time.

There are two I will be abstaining from posting as they are really disturbing- and I may contact my hosting company to see if the IPs should be turned in to law enforcement for investigation. Seriously. Really fucked up shit that I can not abide. In any case...

What is the most bazaar thing you have searched for on the net?