Materialistic Me

It took me a long, long time. I finally broke under Placebo's pressure and bought a Scooba. It is one of my favorite things. Ever. So thanks Pbo! Got me thinking- I have lots of fanfuckingtastic things that I can only highly recommend- you must go out and buy one of each right this second! Well, maybe not, but still.. Of course the first favorite being Scooba. It washes the floor. Simple as that. No mops, no bucket. It even sings to tell you it's done. How groovy is that? With all wood and white tile floors. Ah the exhilaration I get hearing it humming along in the kitchen.
My coffee machine rocks! In case I failed to mention it- I have a real thing for coffee. The only problem with I have with coffee is the seemingly inefficient speed of delivering caffeine to my system. The next best thing to a coffee IV bag is my fantabulous Saeco coffee machine. It grinds by the cup, so I never have to have the old sludgy coffee taste that had me wasting asstons of money by constantly making fresh pots. It was a present. It wasn't cheap, and we are gonna buy a transformer so we can take it with us to the states. It love it to death.
Cats... ups and downs- they never have to be walked, and for exercise all you need is a walnut or foil ball, a string, and a blanket. One of my cats has a thing for drinking straws. Cat+Starw equals hours of entertainment as she tries to figure out "How the hell did it jump under the T.V. like that when I hit it?!" The down side? Cats shit in a box. In the house. The box needs cleaned constantly. That's why god made littermaid. Okay, maybe god didn't make it- but it is a heavenly thing. It scoops and rakes the litter and dumps it in a closed bin. It works out for everyone. The cats always have clean sand- I don't have to see kitty-roca sitting in there waiting to be scooped by yours truly- let's face it, being stared down by a cat turd while on the way to do other chores is disturbing at best. Yes little bits of litter still get on the floor- see previous item called "Scooba".

Well, that's it for this installment of "go get you one". I'll find more to list... maybe a list of stuff I think sucks and wouldn't give away to an enemy.